Mom

I'm the resident nag. That's me. I'm the one who pores over receipts, notices untended laundry, dirty dishes and unattended pets. Fold in overdue library books, unmade beds and unfinished homework, that's me. I can easily make enemies of three people who allegedly love me to pieces- or something like that. No, there's nothing like being a parent. The, why aren't you ready for school, why did you get a d on the quiz, and yes you are wearing that? Join me in all the stressors, please. It's not for the timid or for the faint of heart. So get all your ducks in a row and get ready for the best and worst of times. I'm right there with you. Totally.